I am a Japanese school teacher

[Dudeman]

A black man moves to japan to teach english. Weird shit happens to him. He writes about it. It's funny.

www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

"You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally. "